- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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