- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Who wants $300? Me too.

Boxing on Boxing Day

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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