Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

I named my son ps2 controller

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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