why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Will nearis is here! Get it

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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