- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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