A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what goes boo a sock

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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