- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

You're tall.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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