How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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