- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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