What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What black and has children A black man

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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