Baby Seal walks into a club.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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silver bullet?

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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sadf

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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HOLY COW!

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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