What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

I <3 Hitler

Apple juice.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

im @ work, LOL.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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