- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

The EPA.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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