What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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heat!

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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