- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

N-E Pats never cheated

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

matt is fat

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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