who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Who invented apple? God

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What's 9 + 10 19

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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