Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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