- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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