So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Mahmy

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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so...um, yeah

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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