It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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