- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

brock has small hands for a small job

69

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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