To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Buzi vagy!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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knock knock

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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