"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Badabing.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Matthew Baker

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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