What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

woman's rights

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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