What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Dwight Howard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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