- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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