What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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