Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Rebecca Black.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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