Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

your life

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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