- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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