What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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