- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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