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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

where is the world?

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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