- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

knock knock

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

what has genitial warts? me

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