- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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