- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Lewis

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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