- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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