Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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