A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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