- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Your face

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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