Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Stephen Hawking

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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