- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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