- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Knock knock. Come right on in.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why? Why Not?

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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