hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

women's rights

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What? Huh?

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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