A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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don't read this

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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robin, get in the car.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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