What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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