You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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