-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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White men's rights

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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A women in the kitchen.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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