Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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