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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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