- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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