Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Well this is pointless.....

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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