- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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