- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

The Charlotte Bobcats

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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