- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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