- Anti Joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.