- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What did Delaware? A coat.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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