Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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