- Anti Joke

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has