A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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I went to work today....

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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