- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Flowers are colors Love me

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

once you go black your credit goes wack

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

So a horse walks into a barn.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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