Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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The Labour Party.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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