- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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