What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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