- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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