- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

The lion swallowed his pride.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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