- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Tilt your screen back

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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