- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

like most people my age. im 27

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

The game.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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