- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

matt is fat

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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