- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

My cat just died.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

roses are red violets should be purple

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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