What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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