- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Knock, Knock ...

matt is fat

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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