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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

what's the difference between a crocodile?

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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