Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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