- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

I have an idea! You leave.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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