Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

ask me if im a door yes

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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