Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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