Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

The lion swallowed his pride.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

ure mama's so fat

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Guess what? Bananas

your mama so old, shes dead.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

why did sally drown cause she was black

A child walks into a classroom.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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