- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

heat!

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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