Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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