- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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