- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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