- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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