- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

No soap radio

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

He--Hey guys

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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