what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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the lemon was sweet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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