- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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