Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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