Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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