whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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