- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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