roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

your face is kinda funny

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

roses are red violets are blue

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

YEAH THEY DO!

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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