- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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