Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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So a seal walks into a club.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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