What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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