Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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knock knock There's no door

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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