- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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