- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

hola said the chinese man

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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