- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Large 4

I'm Batman.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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