Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Help I'm being raped!

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pull my finger (farts)

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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