is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Immigration Laws

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Anti Joke

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