- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

ure mama's so fat

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A child walks into a classroom.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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