- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

I am a mime

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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