Your mom.

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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