- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

One time at band camp.............that's it........

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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