What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Anything involving women..

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

suck my balls mr.garison

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

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