What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

thumb_up thumb_down -20

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

thumb_up thumb_down -20

25.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Praise Paisley

thumb_up thumb_down -20

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -20

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -20

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

anus

thumb_up thumb_down -22

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops