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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Bark I'm a tree

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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