What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Praise Paisley

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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anus

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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