Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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A bar walks into a man

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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