Skrillex.

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What is the name of the car? What

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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