- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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