- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Racial equality.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

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