Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

This is funny.

Poker? I barely even know her.

A bar walks into a man

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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