- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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