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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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