- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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