- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

richard is fag

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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