A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Bark I'm a tree

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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have safe sex

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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9/11 my birthday

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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I like the color potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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