- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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