- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

France had one revolution

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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