What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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kk

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Llamaworm

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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8--------------------- penis

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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