What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Face...tastes like chicken!

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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