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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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homosexual

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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