- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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