There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Black people.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Barack Obama

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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