- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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