- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Youre mom is so dead...

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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