- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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