- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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