What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Heskey time.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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