- Anti Joke

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.