Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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thomas!!!!

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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