- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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