A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Anti Joke

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