- Anti Joke

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name