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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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