- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

once you go black your credit goes wack

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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