Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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what goes boo a sock

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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