A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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