hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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One time i was sitting down

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