- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Dude man, I'm high...

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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