A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

An Asian person drove home safely.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

I have aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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