What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

HOLY SHIT!!!!

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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