Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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