An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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heat!

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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your mom is so fat.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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