what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Anti Joke

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