- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Knock knock Go away

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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