- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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