- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A person from Singapore eats

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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