- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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