How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Bob Saget

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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The Oakland Raiders

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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