What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Anti Joke

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