Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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