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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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