- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Women's rights

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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