- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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A Duck walks into a bar.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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