how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

NEVER

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Tilt your screen back .

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Turkeys are obese

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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