- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

i killed my family

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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