Banana Hamock.

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Men

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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