- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

feminine literature

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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