Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

One, two, three, four and five

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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