Dusters blow stuff.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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