Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Anti Joke

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