Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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woman's rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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