- Anti Joke

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

whats up and also down? your mum

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.