Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Justin beiber..

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Wait! hundred billions!

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

I work at jcpenny

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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