- Anti Joke

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

I once did something.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

No because your face is really f***** up.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.