Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Your face is hilarious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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