there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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