Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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women's rights

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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