- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

your face

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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