- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

what is orange? an orange

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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