- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

mitchell palmer sucks

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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