Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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