- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Womens basketball

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

c-? men, C-men

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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