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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Mitt Romney

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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