- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

I literally died laughing

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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