- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Women's Rights

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??