chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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