- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Justin beiber..

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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