- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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