- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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