What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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ure mama's so fat

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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