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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

i like men but im not gay

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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