What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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