Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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