When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Ben Affleck

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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