- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How would you rule?

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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