Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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