Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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