Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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nickel back

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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BOTTOM!!!

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The Joke Below

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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