Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Immigration Laws

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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darude- sandstorm

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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