What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Knock knock.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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